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I think I just figured out Mitt Romney.

Mitt is the anti-Jon Stewart; Where Stewart is a satirist, who’s grasp of political concepts makes some wish would sincerely enter the political arena. Stewart at least forces people of opposing-views to admit that he knows what he’s talking about. Mitt is; as a counter-point a “serious politician”. In over his head so badly, that if he admitted tomorrow that his campaign was in fact a satirical send-up of the American political system; Even political opponents would have to admit that it was pretty awesome and hilarious.

Hey Tumblr community, it’s been a while.

I have a video in ON24’s Comedy Contest at www.comedycontest.on24.com

You should go there, to that website right up there… -Now, right now actually, and vote for me: Ben Kolina, and only me, as many times as possible. Then vote for me on behalf of any nearby; house-pets, ghosts, ghost house-pets, house-plants, ghost house-plant. Then wander the night like a phantom in search of unprotected wireless networks, voting, voting, and re-voting from as many IP addresses as possible, Then Tweet about how much fun it was to do all of that stuff, tweet at the Barack Obamas and the Mars Curiosity Rovers, the Kim Kardasha-Hiltons, -basically anybody with ass-tons of followers, begging for RT’s FF’s & all that good stuff -right?!

…Then share the video with your friends, family members, co-workers, squatters, members of congress, co-citizens, & co-houseplants; get them all to vote for me, please supervise their voting to make sure they vote for me, and not Pat Buchanan, due to some sort of butterfly-ballot mishap. If you follow those steps then we are best budz forever!!!

Thank you for your implied help in my quest, any and all votes are greatly appreciated. I promise you guys, I’m like %80 sure this is the most important election going on this year

comedycontest.on24.com